You have stuff and pockets are absolutely quantum; maybe they exist, maybe they don't. Safer to not rely on old technology and find a modern solution.
Find a pen? Fanny pack. Safe sex accoutrements? Put them in your fanny pack. Lip balm? Fanny pack. Find a beautiful smooth and shiny rock? FANNY. PACK.
.: 100% Polyester
.: One size
.: Single-sided print
.: Black lining with inside divider for organizing